Olympic Swimming

Think about it… Why does the Olympics have 16 swimming events and only one for basketball? Shouldn't there be 1 event for swimming and 16 for basketball? Basketball could have 1 on 1, twenty-one, a three-point contest, 4 on 4, 5 on 5, PIG, hell… 6 on 6, A Dunk Contest, A Dunk Contest on a 9 foot rim for people under 6 feet tall, 2 on 2, Knockout, 3 on 3, HORSE, and you know what, why not a fucking game of water basketball. I think it would be awesome to see a 59-year-old man from Prague winning the three-point contest and an athlete that does both water polo and water basketball. Olympic Swimming isn't that bad, they are just doing it wrong. They should call it pool sports. They could have competitions like: Who can hold their breath the longest, ring grab, fastest down the slide, who can swim the farthest under water, fastest across the pool swimming any way you want (basically the same thing we have now), who can swim the deepest without drowning, who can find a lost wedding ring the fastest, cannon ball splash height, pool ladder gymnastics, and Marco Polo.